Category: Scott Eisenhart (page 3 of 4)

Time to Knock the Cold Weather Out Cold!

I know that this may not come across as “original”, but I’m pretty sick and tired of the cold weather already.  In my mind, once spring training for Major League Baseball begins (which it has, as of February 6th), then winter needs to pack its bags and go back to its frozen tundra until next year.

As some of you have so kindly pointed out, I really do not have much room to complain about the cold weather, and you would be right.  I was extremely fortunate this winter and happened to be studying abroad in sunny Costa Rica during the majority of winter break, so I have not had the pleasure of experiencing this “polar vortex” that everyone keeps referring to.  That being said, the cold needs to go.  I have only been back in the States (as the cool Costa Rican ex-patriots call it) for a little over a month now, and I’ve had enough, so I can only imagine how the rest of you feel.

This is not fun and nobody wants to feel like this anymore.

This is not fun and nobody wants to feel like this anymore.

What might just be the only thing worse than the cold weather is when Mother Nature keeps on messing with us by having a few days of warm weather (like 40ish degrees, which feels like an oven compared to the usual), and then bombing us with snow and misery. Stop being indecisive, Mother Nature!  Make up your mind, and stick to it!

While I have expressed my cold feelings (pun very much so intended) about this weather, I am not advocating that we go out and seek revenge upon Mr. Punxsutawney Phil, as I have shockingly heard some students suggest.  My opinion: we should just “will” spring to come.  It’s really easy, I’ll show you how:

Before you go to sleep, look out your window to the coldness outside.  The wind is howling, the water is freezing, and the trees are shaking.  See it? Good.  Now, I want you to say, neigh, orate this plea: “Oh Mother Nature, would you please take winter away and bring back summer?  It really is time.  I’m dying to break out my spring wardrobe (sun dresses for the ladies, and of course, Bermuda shorts for the bros).”  Hopefully, if enough people do it, it will possibly, maybe, probably not, most likely not work.  Well, hey, it’s worth a shot!  C’mon people, desperate times call for desperate (sometimes silly) measures!

The Emotional Roller Coaster That Is Course Registration

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.  No, I’m not talking about Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any of the other winter holidays.  I’m talking about course selection!  Registering for next semester’s classes is always an experience, to say the least.  What follows is a brief, mostly cynical and satirical synapsis of the course selection process:

1)    Your course selection date is announced: “Wait, what?  I have to register for next semester’s classes already?  But this semester just began!”  Yes, just as you are getting settled into the routine that you have established for the current semester, word begins to spread around campus.  Slowly at first, and nothing more than a faint whisper.  However, that gives way to more prevalent talk, until it emerges right in front of you: Brace yourselves: course registration is coming!

2)    You check what classes you still need to take: That difficult class for your major that you decided to put off last semester? Yeah, it’s still there, and still needs to be taken.  You ask yourself the age-old question: “Why the heck do I need to take this class?  It’s barely even related to my major!”  Well, sorry kid, but way back in history, some old guy thought that it was necessary for your degree.  You can fight it all you want, but you’re still going to have to take it.

3)    You attempt to schedule an appointment with your academic advisor: That person that always sends you emails about your degree?  The one whom you’ve hardly ever met before?  Yeah, they’re now your best friend, and hold all of the answers to your scheduling questions.  The problem is, your advisor is everyone else’s friend as well.  You desperately try to book an appointment, but your advisor’s schedule is completely booked.

This simple circle will bring you the most frustration you have ever experienced.

4)    You look at the times your classes are being offered: One of two things can happen.  1) Two or more classes that you absolutely need to take are only offered once, at the same time on the same days, or 2) your class is only offered once; at 8am.  You then look over and see your friends’ perfect schedules.  They’ve got all of their classes figured out, they don’t start early in the morning, and they have no classes on Friday.  This is also the time where you question why you chose your particular major and consider switching.

5)    Your course registration date has arrived: You finish class and race to boot up your laptop.  After dealing with WiFi issues, you log in to UDSIS and get to the course registration page.  You type in your classes.  Hooray, there are still available seats!  You click “add”, and start to celebrate.  But, something happens.  Your class isn’t shown as being successfully added.  You instead get an image that is colloquially known at UD as the “spinning wheel of death”.  It just spins.  And spins.  And spins.  You start to panic.  “What does this mean?”  “Why is this happening?”  Then you start to worry.  “Oh God, somebody is probably taking the last seat right at this moment!”  You might even shed a tear or two.  But, as all hope seems lost, the most glorious graphic you have ever seen pops up: You have successfully added this course.  Victory is yours!

Congratulations, you have survived your course registration ordeal!  You can go back to your ordinary life and not worry anymore…until next semester.

What Keeps You Up at Night?

So, what keeps me up at night?  I will be honest with you: I do not think that this question pertains to me.  I can say with one hundred percent confidence that once my head hits the pillow after a tough day of classes, activities, club meetings, and homework, I black out and fall into a deep sleep that can only be disturbed by the oh so lovely sound of my alarm clock rousing me from my slumber six to seven hours later.  I’m not kidding; I do not wake up once I am asleep.  Last year, there was a big clunky box fan on the windowsill next to my bed.  When I was asleep, my roommate was climbing into the upper bunk bed when he somehow knocked the box fan over.  The fan hit the ground and burst into pieces, sending little chunks of plastic shrapnel all over the room.  All of this occurred while the fan was still spinning, and yet I slept through it all, and awoke to what appeared to be a murder scene the next morning.

So, as you can tell, sleep and I have a very good relationship, and for the most part I do not have trouble falling asleep.  However, I have noticed that lately I do a bit more thinking at night while lying in bed than I have done in the past.  Nothing to the point where I am drilling holes in the ceiling with my constant stare, but just enough to be noticeable.

I am considerably busier this year as compared to last year and I have taken on more activities and responsibilities within the UD community.  Being more involved helps broaden my college experience and gives me a sense of wellbeing and fulfillment.  Not to mention, all of the new skills I have developed and all of the new friendships I have acquired have been beneficial.  Be that as it may, I have noticed that on certain days when it seems that 24 hours cannot possibly be enough time to get everything done, I find that when I try to lie down at night (or more so than not, in the early hours of the next day), my mind will still be running ablaze with thoughts and ideas for my courses and activities. Here I am, just trying to recharge my mind and body for the upcoming day’s task and trials, and all my brain can do is focus on policy alternatives for the drug crime problem in Wilmington, or how to re-phrase the second paragraph of my DEconstruction magazine article, or how to articulate the melody of the latest marching band song.  I suppose this is my brain telling me that I need to take the time to unwind from the day’s hectic and busy tasks before I can slip into the deep sleep that I crave.

How UD Transformed Me into a Spanish Enthusiast

Spanish: you know it exists, and you’ve most likely heard it at least once in your life.  You might even be able to rattle off some words.  Hola, taco, and ¡gooooolllll! may be part of your vocabulary.  But knowing how to read it, write it, speak it, or even understand it is a whole different story.  When I first came to UD, I had taken high school Spanish, but I really didn’t understand much about the language.  However, I am slowly building up my confidence and increasing my comprehension of the structure of the language as well as improving my fluency.  This transformation was initially catalyzed by the quality of the Foreign Languages Department, but kicked into high gear by my participation in the Spanish Language Partners program.  Run by UD’s English Language Institute, the program paired me up with a Colombian girl to help her better understand the English language and American culture.

Initially, I thought I could handle the language barrier.  However, once the conversation between her and I began, I quickly became overwhelmed.  “Should I use the subjunctive form, or the present perfect form?”, “How do I conjugate that verb again?”, and “Oh no, how do you say that word in Spanish?” were just some of the thoughts that were racing through my head.  Within a short while, the communication between us broke down, and we were at a stalemate.  I couldn’t understand her, and she couldn’t understand me.  I was about to call it quits when an idea popped into my head: ¿Por qué no los dos? (Why not both?).  She knew broken English, and I knew broken Spanish.  If we combined them, perhaps we could communicate.

Cautiously, I started by using only the most basic vocabulary from both languages and she responded in a similar manner.  Soon enough, we had broken through the initial stalemate, and were conversing quite efficiently.  This encounter taught me a valuable life skill: if you’re in a pinch and need to communicate a basic phrase, blending the two languages is a completely doable option.

Scott with his Spanish Language Partners; they’ve learned so much from each other!

Don’t think that it is impossible for you to learn a new language, or even part of one.  You can utilize certain vernacular dialects and “unofficial” methods of communicating such as Spanglish or you can take some foreign language courses provided by UD.  The Foreign Languages Department professors are quite knowledgeable and have a gift for conveying the potentially difficult grammar rules and subtle idiosyncrasies of a foreign language to students in a presentable and easy-to-understand manner.

I initially planned on only taking enough foreign language courses to satisfy the university breadth requirements.  Now, I’m a declared Spanish minor, and I am about to pack my bags and fly to sunny, Spanish-speaking Costa Rica for my first experience with studying abroad this winter.  I love the Spanish language, and I cannot wait to see what amazing opportunities it will hold for me in the future.

Annoucement: Halloween Dance (We Came for a Good Time)

Because at the Honors Program, we work hard, but we play hard, too.

On November 1st, the UD Honors Program will host its annual Halloween Dance and costume contest.  Located in Bacchus Theater (in the basement of Perkins), the dance will feature live music provided by DJ Z, a yummy candy bar and create-your-own-cupcake station, and catered refreshments.  Winners for the costume contest will be judged in the following categories: Candy Themed, Scariest, Super Hero / Super Villain, Group, and Most Original.  Prizes will be awarded for winners!  Got any questions?  See the accompanying flyer.  Come on out for a night full of tricks, treats, and fun!

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